Top-8 Reasons the Commission is Traveling to Charlotte this Month
Editorial: The Hoke County Five is sneaking away to a retreat in Charlotte this month to hold hands, genuflect to their altar of ignorance and approve a budget. Here's why it's Charlotte, not nearby.
1. They won reservations at Trump National Charlotte during a church raffle.
2. Airtight alibi if they’re out of town when another vape/gambling chain gets busted.
3. Consultation with the nearby Museum of Illusions helps hide more vanity projects in the budget.
4. Leach is being honored at the NASCAR Hall of Fame for the record-setting speed at which he tosses constituents from meetings.
5. It would be a sin not to set a travel-spending record when they’re so close.
6. Less chance of having their palm trees, work trailers and cars stolen.
7. DC and Tampa asked them to never return.
8. The water works in Charlotte.
They spend so much time in undisclosed , undocumented meetings and discussions why do they need more non documented discussions offsite. This situation is so far out of hand and not a peep of investigation’s . Please don’t blame people for leaving Hokes County . some of us tried to get State Support and got none. Please support our local paper and Guy. Otherwise zip it .
Haha, since I haven’t heard a reason from any of the commissioners, I’m going with yours!
I wish I had won the big money lottery, I’d hire private detectives to follow them in Charlotte!